The Conversomniacs, Part 2.
Caitlin: What?
J: Nuthin. I'm bored
C: Do you know what time it is???
J: Yes. Why?
C: This is payback for the other night, isn't it?
J: *snicker*
C: I hate you.
J: No you don't.
C: What do you want Josh?
J: A Ferrari, a date with Olivia Wilde, maybe some Cheetos…
*pause*
C: You took an Ambien before texting me, didn't you?
J: Maybe…
C: smh
J: :D
C: You're an idiot
J: Tell me something I don’t know
C: I'm going to sleep now….
J: Wait!!!!!!
C: What????
J: Yes.
C: Yes what?
J: Your question the other night. The answer is yes.
C: Josh for the love of God its 1:45 in the morning. What the hell are you talking about?
J: Yes, I would date you.
*pause*
C: Oh.
J: I mean it. Really. Why aren't we dating?
C: b/c I'm here and you're there and why are we talking about this?
J: You started it!
C: Touché
J: So…
C: So…
J: Caitlin…
C: Josh….
J: OMG you're such a girl
C: I hope so. I have boobs and everything.
J: I know. They're lovely.
C: HEY!
J: LMAO… what??
C: I… ok yeah, they are. :)
J: Can I see 'em?
C: GOODNIGHT, JOSH.
J: I'll take that as a no….
C: You. Are. Such. An. Ass.
J: Haven't we already established this?
C: I… dammit. I hate you.
J: No you don't. I thought we covered that too.
C: You are so frustrating.
J: But you love me.
C: Don't push it. I am turning my phone to silent now.
J: No you're not.
C: Go to sleep Josh…
J: Caitlin, wait…
*pause*
C: What?
J: I miss you.
C: I miss you too. Go get some sleep….
J: ok, ok… just one more thing…
*long pause*
J: Did you really turn your phone off?
J: Cait?
J: *sigh*
*pause*
J: G'night, Caitlin. I love you.
*pause*
J: Shit, I just really sent that, didn't I? Stupid Ambien…
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