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Ramblings of a New Dad: Daylight Savings Edition

*YAWN*   Daylight Savings with a baby is some serious bullsh*t.   (Oh dear….)   Oh dear is right. So, you have this tiny, seven-week old human who has not yet developed any recognizable circadian rhythm. Let's add in an artificial construct of time! That will help the child's eating and sleeping schedule immensely!   (I'm sensing… sarcasm.)   You're damn skippy sensing sarcasm. This child was up all night long last night. It's amazing what a difference losing one hour can make for us adults, and we're prepared, though reluctantly so, for the change. The baby? HAHAHAHAHAno. Feeding schedule thrown off-kilter. Sleeping schedule thrown off-kilter. Mom thrown off-kilter. Dad thrown off-kilter. Everything thrown off-kilter! Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!!!   (Okay, settle down there, Dr. Venkman.)   Hey man, the struggle is real. Because *we* are breastfeeding. I don't think people realize j