The Conversomniacs, Part 3.
[Days later – Caitlin grabs phone and types….] Caitlin: Hey *pause* C: So, 2 gnus walk into a bar… Josh: *YAWN* Seriously? 2:37 am and you start with 2 gnus walk into a bar? C: Yup. So 2 gnus walk into a bar. Bartender says to one of them what's gnu with you? J: Oh bloody hell… C: …and the other gnu says hey! I'm not with him, he's with me! Ha! Get it?? J: Please don't ever reproduce. C: Come on! That was funny!! J: Is that what that was? C: Grrrrr… J: *gigglesnort* C: So… J: So, what? C: You're kidding, right? J: What??? C: You said you loved me. *pause* J: Did not. C: Josh I still have it on my phone! J: Oh. That. *pause* J: Yeah, um, I was on Ambien. C: Josh… J: Look can we just forget it? C: Fine. J. K. Thanks. J: Wait, was that a fine fine, or an I'm pissed off fine? C: You are such an asshole, you know that? J