Have you every wished that your dog could talk, or that you could understand what dogs said to each other when they barked? Sure you have. I'd be willing to bet, however, that your dog has never spoken a word. Not so, it seems, for Cameron Parker. You see, Cameron made the mistake on his thirtieth birthday of jokingly wishing, when he blew out his candles, that he could understand his dog. Imagine his surprise later that evening when Pappy, his five year old male boxer, asked for some parmesan cheese sprinkled on his dinner. It took Cameron some getting used to, but eventually he and Pappy would have some pretty interesting conversations. The tale that follows is just one example of the kind of shenanigans one can get into with a conversant canine…. "No." "Dammit, Pappy, I know you have to go out." "No. Nuh uh. No way, Cam. It's like ten degrees out there!" "Then learn how to use the toilet." "I, um. Fine. But I