Ramblings of a New Dad: Fourteen Week Wake-Up
*YAWN* (Baby not sleeping much?) *gives stink eye* (So, that's a no, then?) To be fair, she actually slept pretty well last night. A whopping four plus-hours during the first stint, but a scant two-and-a-half in the second. We're getting there. But… Good grief, child. Momma and daddy need some good rest so we don't, you know, put your bib on the dog and your diapers in the fridge. (Please tell me you didn't.) No, I didn't. For one thing the bibs won't fit on the dog. Not that I've tried. *ahem* But I did find myself folding up a dirty diaper the other day into a perfectly neat, square little package before depositing it in the diaper genie. Because I thought that was the thing to do. At 4:26 am. I mean, I didn't want the genie to be offended by an unfolded diaper. What genie likes unfolded pee-pee diapers, really? (You realize "Diaper Genie" is a brand name and t...