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Holiday Heckling: The Return

*tap tap tap* Is this thing on? *silence*   I SAID IS THIS THING ON???   (OMG Yes! Stop shouting! Give us a second to answer, jeez! Wait… oh no.) Oh yes, my dear parenthetical heckler, oh yes, indeed. Sadly I’d gotten away from these pages except for random one-offs, but a close, dear friend, one who’s been writing some poetry of late, has inspired me to start writing again. At first I thought perhaps I’d reengage my poetic side. Then I remembered that writing posts like this was far more therapeutic, and far less expensive, than actual therapy. Plus, you people are generally also far less judgmental than an actual therapist… mostly because you’re all just as crazy as I am; I just say the quiet parts out loud. (HEY! I… okay, that’s fair.) Good. Now that we’ve established that, I’m going to take a page out of Steve Burns’ book when he returned to social media with a heartfelt message to his Blue’s Clues fans and say… Hi. How are you? Are you doing okay? No? ...
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Tuesday Morning Quarterbacking With JJ Goodman

Okay, admittedly this post will be a major departure from anything I've written here previously. It is also the first piece I've written in two years as a demanding day job,  major health scare, and the craziness of having two children under the age of six have all taken greater priority than my musings here on these pages. Thankfully, my health issues have passed, but the day job and kids are a crazy as ever. I'm finding, though, that I do still need to find time to  write, as it is and remains my truest release for the pressure that fills my brain on a daily basis. So.... We're going to thy something new. I'm sure I've shared my love for the NFL's Buffalo Bills here from time to time. I've worn the Bills' red, white, and blue since I could hold a football: I was at the "Miracle Comeback" playoff game against Houston. I've endured 2-12 seasons, cried over four Super Bowls, and am now absolutely reveling in the team's resurgence wit...
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Hatred, Ignorance, and "Morality:" Can We Please Make it Stop?

  There are a lot of things I simply don't understand. Complex mathematics. The appeal of the Power Rangers in adults. Why people actually enjoy running. But, while I don't understand them, I'm not going around bashing mathematicians, Power Rangers fans, and runners. I'm very proud to say I count some in each category among my nearest and dearest. If there is one thing I will never truly comprehend, however, it's the extreme levels of hatred, ignorance, and intolerance so pervasive today…. Sadly, though not unsurprisingly, it more than often comes from those claiming to be "religious." And I struggle to understand why.   There are states in our country, supposedly "the land of the free," that are currently banning education based on our actual history. They criminalize parents who support the LGBTQ children as "abusers." They refuse to allow their schools to even acknowledge homosexuality as if refusing to say the word "gay...
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Pandemically Pessimistic: Why I Can No Longer Deal with Anti-Vaxers

  I've written something like this and deleted it many times over, because I hadn't wanted to anger or offend those that I love and care for… but I can't hold it in any more. Because, honestly, I'm angered. I'm offended. And more troubling, I'm heartbroken . It guts me to see members of my family and friends buying into COVID-19 misinformation so fully that they refuse to get vaccinated. Because, of those I know, there is absolutely no legitimate reason whatsoever, no religious exemption, no underlying medical condition, nothing that should prevent them from getting vaccinated. The only thing standing in their way is a dangerous mix of misinformation and willful ignorance.   Let's start with this: Literally half of the entire human race is vaccinated at this point with at least one dose; over a third is fully vaccinated. And no, I'm not exaggerating. Half of all of humanity, billions of human beings world-wide. And you're worried about, what, e...
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Forty-Eight and Reflection

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I have a problem. (Just one?) *squints menacingly*  I see my time away from my personal blog hasn't dulled the wit of the parenthetical heckler. I suppose that's a good thing, considering the fact that the heckler is born of my imagining of my reader's reactions to my neurosis. So I got that going for me, I guess. But things have been rough, this past year and a half. That creativity that once fueled me has, for the most part, gone dormant. And if you know me, or even if you're familiar with these pages, you know how much of a problem that is for me. Writing is my outlet and, if I have no outlet, all that boils and roils within this dark mind of mine stays there in the shadows. Growing. Festering. Overtaking. Even visits to my "Serenity Point" pictured above haven't helped me to release the growing tempest in my head.  This past year, despite the incredible joy it has brought me, has perhaps been more difficult for me than I let myself admit. Increas...
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