Thus begin the Ramblings of an Expectant Dad
Writing is cheaper than therapy and I've had copious amounts of caffeine today. (Oh crap.) Yup. So, I know I haven't blogged as often this year as perhaps I have in years past. Be it a fuller social/home schedule, stress of work and workload, general lack of inspiration, or whatever other reasons, I just haven't been writing. I suspect that's going to change in the coming months and year or so ahead, as I experience a major life change with my anticipated candidacy for President of the United States. (Yay! Congrat… wait, what??) I jest of course, but I'd make a very great president, the best president, believe me. Think about it – instead of a border wall, I'd have a border ball crawl. If you can get through that, you deserve to be here. Make immigration fun again! (There is something seriously wrong with you.) Oh, my dear parenthetical heckler, this, I know. Alas, I am not running for president. ...